Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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