Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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