I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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