Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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