There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
if only i could text you this smell
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We had sex on a dog bed..
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
