The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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