ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We left the knife in your bed.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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