If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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