The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize