just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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