Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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