My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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