new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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