you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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