The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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