wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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