Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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