Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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