I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
All I want is dick and wine.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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