dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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