At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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