there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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