That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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