Three words: puerto rican gang bang
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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