After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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