be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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