If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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