I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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