I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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