problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it because I queefed?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
