Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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