Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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