I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i came on her dog
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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