Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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