i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Say something about gay babies.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just had sex on a roof
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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