i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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