That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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