yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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