Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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