Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think I sprained my soul last night
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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