billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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