Sry I called you an 8
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
