I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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