Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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