glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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