how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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