So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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