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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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  that bad?

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  u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

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  You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything

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