Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I am one with the molecules
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