Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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