The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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