i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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