I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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