his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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